It’s fleet week and you know what that means. None of my straight girlfriends will talk to me. During Fleet Week, it becomes my personal mission for my girlfriends to bang a sailor. I like to control my girlfriend’s “javinas” like Mama Rose.
Men—gay, straight, whatever. If you had any kind of sense, go to a costume shop and rent a sailor costume. Next week, you’re a Village Person reject. This week, you’re “walking sex.” Get er done.
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