The Foehr Kidz...

It really is a blessing that I was born in 1981, cause if I was ten years younger, my Thespian president, A Capella choir singing, theatre tournament competing, freestyle swimming, “oh no you didn’t screaming,” gay ass would be all over youtube.

Whilst surfing the net, I came across the two most adorable kids ever, the Foehr kidz (the youth of America are so hip they add a Z at the end). This brother and sister team from Bloomington are pure comedy. They’ve uploaded tons of videos of them dancing like crazy to every song imaginable. Personal favorites include Paper Planes, Hot As Ice, Let It baRock (they get political), and Shaggy’s It Wasn’t Me (with a special appearance from Mama Foehr). In “It Wasn’t Me,” he’s dressed in a tux and his mother wears a lovely black Kohl’s dress. You know they just got home from Show Choir Banquet.

First of all, when you put yourself on youtube like that, you really be putting your shit out there. As proof, twenty-seven year old bloggers in New York will blog about your ass.

Oh, and I love the way they fix their hair and adjust their glasses every few 8 counts.

Womanizer...

She’s done it. Lady Spears has managed to put on a wig that she didn’t buy from the dollar bin at Ricky’s. This is huge. And the video is damn hot!

However, who is this nonunion piece of crap that plays her love interest? (Stephen Dorff must have been unavailable doing extra work on Damages.) Every time she grabs him by his tie and pulls him in she’s thinking, “Work with me you nonunion piece of shit.”

Britney's next two singles were written by Lady Gaga—and she gives good “bangs.” I feel like Lady Gaga went behind the counter at Taco Bell, wrapped me up a gordita crunch, and handed it to me and said, “Eat it bitch.” I’d be Lady Gaga for Halloween if Christina didn’t already steal my thunder at the VMA’s.

And in other news, her little sister is most likely pregnant again. She didn’t think she could be pregnant while she was breast feeding. Bless.