Womanizer...

She’s done it. Lady Spears has managed to put on a wig that she didn’t buy from the dollar bin at Ricky’s. This is huge. And the video is damn hot!

However, who is this nonunion piece of crap that plays her love interest? (Stephen Dorff must have been unavailable doing extra work on Damages.) Every time she grabs him by his tie and pulls him in she’s thinking, “Work with me you nonunion piece of shit.”

Britney's next two singles were written by Lady Gaga—and she gives good “bangs.” I feel like Lady Gaga went behind the counter at Taco Bell, wrapped me up a gordita crunch, and handed it to me and said, “Eat it bitch.” I’d be Lady Gaga for Halloween if Christina didn’t already steal my thunder at the VMA’s.

And in other news, her little sister is most likely pregnant again. She didn’t think she could be pregnant while she was breast feeding. Bless.