Who are you people, and why do you do math for sport? Yeah, you. You know who you are. You’re not even reading this right now. You saw the sudoku posted on top, and you immediately printed it out and are on line #2. I can’t do sudokus. I was a dancer—I can only count to 8.
But seriously—back to the Sudoku people. What do you people do for a living? One would think you’re an investment banker, an accountant, or invented the abacus or something. But you’re not. You work at H & M on 34th and Broadway. People: There’s more to life than simple math. Buy a wii or something. Oh wait, I should talk. During my childhood I diagrammed sentences for fun. My parents wouldn’t buy me “Chose Your Own Adventure” books. Those came from the devil.
UPDATE ONE: I'm going to have to request that my friends and family stop emailing me and telling me "You just don't take it line by line. You can't already be on line two" --- Not that I hang out with Sudoku people.
UPDATE TWO: Stop doing the Sudoku, scanning it, and emailing it to me.
UPDATE THREE: If it increases readership, I promise that every day I'll post a "Sudoku of the Day."
1 comment:
the sudoku people are the same people who clip their nails on the train or just as bad.
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