New Fall Schedule

As if we even care? Unless Cheerleader U is having a Marathon, I don’t even bother turning on my TV.

TV’s pretty much crap these days. Unless Rudy Huxtable is dancing on a staircase for her grandparent’s 50th Wedding Anniversary, I can’t be bothered.

Note: I can do all the dance sequences from the opening credits of all The Cosby Shows ever—in season order. It’s just what I do.

Remember the good ‘ole days with Cheers. I loved Norm. Note: I saw George Wendt in Hairspray last week, and he looked like he was about to fall over and die any minute of exhaustion. He should just sit on a bar stool the entire show. Now, that’s worth the price of free house seats.

Oh, the days of Friends, Seinfeld, Roseanne, 3rd Rock from the Sun, California Dreams, Saved By the Bell, and Murder She Wrote. Angela Lansbury is one hot bitch! She was sixty years old when she did that show—jogging around murder scenes in a track-suit with a towel around her neck. I would do anything to be her intern—bring her iced tea and change her typewriter ribbon. Love her.

Lipstick Jungle isn’t being cancelled—which is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life. You couldn’t pay me to write for that show… Actually, you could. But, they lost me at the pilot. In the pilot, these three women which are noted as being a few of the New York Post’s “50 Most Powerful Women,” walk around Washington Square Park and smell scented oils, shop for crappy scarves off the street, and purchase black and white $5 photographs of New York City. Why? Bitch, please. I know these women, and that’s not what they do during their lunch hour.

All I have is my 30 Rock. I love you Tina Fey. You make Must See TV must see the next morning online.

If you care, the following shows are "outtie."

NBC: 1 vs. 100, Amne$ia, Bionic Woman, Clash of the Choirs, Journeyman, Las Vegas, My Dad is Better Than Your Dad, Phenomenon, Quarterlife, The Singing Bee, Scrubs (moved to ABC)

ABC: Men in Trees, Big Shots, Carpoolers, Cavemen, October Road, Women's Murder Club, Cashmere Mafia, Miss Guided, Notes from the Underbelly, Oprah's Big Give, Here Come the Newlyweds, Dance War: Bruno vs. Carrie Ann

CBS: Moonlight, Shark, Jericho, Viva Laughlin, Welcome to the Captain, Secret Talents of the Stars, Kid Nation, Power of 10

The CW: Aliens in America, CW Now, Life is Wild, Online Nation, Beauty and the Geek, Crowned: The Mother of All Pageants, Pussycat Dolls Present: Girlicious

Fox: Back to You, New Amsterdam, Nashville, Canterbury's Law, K-Ville, The Return of Jezebel.